ROTLOL.

I almost snorted Orange yoghurt when I read this. It's so random but I cant help myself. I just feel the need to write it here. So I can read it later when I feel like it.

This is taken from a book. Not a book I'd really recommend,but it's light reading and i'm in need of some light reading nowadays. Corny love stories are my main interest. Maybe im not loved enough. :P Oh well. Here goes!

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Our class was in a mad mood the next week at school. I think the heat wave has affected everyone's brain.

It started in science,when Mr. Dixon asked if anyone knew the formula for water.
Gabby Jones put her hand up. "HIJKLMNO," she said proudly.
"Er,can you tell me why?" He asked.
"Yesterday,sir," said Gabby, "you said H to O was the formula for water."
"H two O." He sighed and wrote it on the board. "H two,as in the number,O. Okay,last question about water. What can we do to save water in a water shortage?"
"Put less in the kettle,sir," said Lucy.
"Excellent. Anyone else?"
"Dont use the host," I said.
"Another good one. Any others to help our water supply to go further?"
Jade Wilcocks' hand shot up. "Dilute it,sir," she said.
Mr. Dixon shook his head but I could see he was trying not to laugh.

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Then it was into the school hall for a film about the cosmos and all the planet and stars. Afterward,Miss Watkins asked us questions to see if we'd been paying attention.

"What is a comet?" Asked Miss Watkins.
I knew the answer to this and put my hand up.
"Star with a tail,miss,"
"Correct. And can anyone name one?"
Candice Carter, who was one of those I saw nodding off,stuck her hand up. "Mickey Mouse,miss," she said as everyone cracked up.

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That's it. :) This reminds me. When I was in school. Whenever I dont want to be asked a difficul question,I always try to answer the first few questions that the teacher asked. :D Haha. The first few ones are always the easy ones,and if I answered them,then the teachers wont ask me a difficult one later on. OK,I kept on doing it even when i'm in college. But mostly,the 'quiet' side of me always gets the best of me. And I end up getting the difficult questions. Dont get me wrong,I can answer some of them. I just dont feel like I want to. ;) Im no genius. Im no whiz kid. But im not stupid either. You know what? I feel like im not as smart as I used to be. Im only 20 years old and im complaining about my rusty brain. Not good. Better get a grip.

Im trying to write a story too. Anip almost read one of my reject stories. Im not writing it like im going to publish it or something. It's just for me. I can always count on writing to polish up my grammars. Anyway,it's way too corny and so predictable-hopeless-romantic me. Maybe I could toss in some tragedies?? Like a car accident. Or a fatal disease or something. Just to make sure it's not so sunshiny where everything is oh-so-perfect. Good ending? Oh.who am I kidding? Most stories I wrote so far is where someone dies. I better polish my english some-more. :P

Confession : Im hoping for something. Im being hopeful. Not telling for what. :P Boo Hoo.

Later. Need sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep.